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Giddy on Bibles
The following are answers by students to Bible quizes.
The first book of the Bible? It's Guinness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.
Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.
The seventh commandment? Thou shalt not admit adultery.
Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
One of the oppossums was St. Matthew.
Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Herod.
David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
The Jews had trouble throughout history with unsympathetic genitals.
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